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'Cos Angola's in the red dress
'Cos I'm cooler than the red dress.
'Cos I'm called up in the red dress.
'Cos I'm cooler than the red dress.
'Cuz I'm caught up in the red dress.
'Cuz I'm cooler in the red dress.
A man's worth a f**k can't you see
A man's not a boy can't you see
Do the hula in a red dress.
Cooler than a red dress
Hooker in the red dress
Cooler than the red dress
Hooter in the red dress
or
Bootup in the red dress
Cooler than the red dress
I'd rather catch the guy on my own, Jimmy Cricket.
I'd rather catch a guy on my own (give me credit).
I'm hoovering the red ress.
I'm cooler than the red dress.
I'm rolled up at your address.
I'm cooler than the red dress.
Masz chujowy adres
I'm cooler than the red dress.
Wooman in a red dress
Cooler than the red dress
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