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And if it was fall, she wouldn't wear much more.
And when it was warm, she wouldn't wear much more.
And if it was worn, she wouldn't wear it much more
And if it was warm, she wouldn't wear much more
And if she was mine, we wouldn't wear much more.
And if it was warm, she wouldn't wear much more.
And if there was more, she wasn't wearing much more.
And if it was warm, she wouldn't wear much more.
And if there was more, she wouldn't wear much more.
And if it was warm, she wouldn't wear much more.
Australia, I'm the most.
'Cause baby, I'm the most.
Bad Miracle Whip
Raspberry beret
Bad spiritual girl!
or
Rad spiritual girl!
Raspberry beret
Bash baby you're it
Raspberry beret
Brass miracle babe
Raspberry beret
Brass miracle ring
Raspberry beret
Brass spherical bed, the kind you find in a second hand store
Raspberry beret, the kind you find in a second hand store
Brass spherical ring
Raspberry beret
Brass varicose veins
Raspberry beret
Built like she was,
like she had another ass
Built like she was,
She had the nerve to ask me
Built like she was
Shannon of the Icebergs
Built like she was
She had the nerve to ask me.
But I could tell when she kissed me,
she knew how to get a kiss
But I could tell when she kissed me,
she knew how to get her kicks
But I could tell when she kissed me,
She knew how to give a kiss!
But I could tell when she kissed me,
She knew how to get her kicks
Having been both a radio & live DJ for over 25 years, I've heard this song, literally, thousands of times. I came to the site to check the lyrics in a completely different part of this song but as I continued reading I came across these lyrics. When I saw they were different than what I'd been singing for years, I couldn't believe...
...that the site had gotten it so wrong! LOL Of course, after checking multiple sites I realized I was the one who was wrong!
THE END
Candace Cameron Bure
Raspberry Beret
Editor's note: This song came out LONG before child star Candace Cameron got married. Do you really think Prince could have predicted this more than a decade in advance?
Dance, miracle man.
Raspberry beret
Empirical lace
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Flash Material Vase
Raspberry Beret
He figured I was busy doing something close to nothing
Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
He told me 7 times that he didn't like my conduct.
He told me several times that he didn't like my kind.
He told me 7 times that he didn't like my kind.
He told me several times that he didn't like my kind.
He told me several times that he did lots of crying.
He told me several times he didn't like my kind.
He told me several times that he did lots of time.
He told me several times he didn't like my kind.
He told me several times that he did not feel kind.
He told me several times he didn't like my kind.
I could tell, where she kissed me,
she knew how to get a kiss
I could tell, when she kissed me,
she knew how to get her kicks
I said now "All those kinds of things never turned me on"
I said now, 'Overcast days never turned me on.'
I said now, 'Over-calloused legs never turned me on'.
I said now, 'Overcast days never turned me on.'
I said now, overclad babes never turn me on
I said now, overcast days never turned me on
I was working part time in a five-and-dime
My boss was Mr. Monkey.
I was working part time in a five-and-dime
My boss was Mr. McGee.
I wouldn't change a stroke
'Cause baby I'm the most
With a girl as fine as she was thick
I wouldn't change a stroke
'Cause baby I'm the most
With a girl as fine as she was then
It was the last ferry boat race.
She wore a raspberry beret.
It was the last ferry boat raid.
She wore a raspberry beret.
Jazz Miracle Plane
The kind you buy in a 2nd hand store
Raspberry beret
The kind you find in a secondhand store
Macy's Thanksgiving Parade
She wore a raspberry beret
Man's miracle land
Raspberry Beret
Man, spherical man
Raspberry beret
Mann's Berry Buffet
Raspberry beret
Mass miracle break!
Raspberry beret
Men got a chest waxing, hooray.
She wore a raspberry beret
I heard something like this, or similar.
Mr. Brass Berry is rich
Although he buys his clothes in a second-hand store.
She wore a raspberry beret
The kind you find in a second-hand store.
My b*l*s and my stomach ached.
My boss was Mr. McGee.
My boss was Mr. Magoo.
My boss was Mr. McGee.
My boss was Mr. Mateen.
My boss was Mr. McGee.
My boss was Mr. Mickey.
My boss was Mr. McGee.
My boss was lecturing me.
My boss was Mr. McGee.
Now, all the guys pain never turn me on.
I said now, overcast days never turned me on.
Rad blueberry dress
Raspberry beret
Rad miracle rip
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Rags baby Renee
Raspberry beret
Rags beautiful rags
Raspberry beret
Rags miracle rags
Raspberry beret
Rags, Mary wore rags.
Raspberry beret
Rags, Mary, oh rags
Raspberry Beret
Rags, Miracle Whip
Raspberry beret
Rags, miracle rags
Raspberry beret
Rags, variable rags
The kind you find in a 2nd hand store.
Raspberry beret
The kind you find in a secondhand store.
Raspberry Blue Lace
Raspberry beret
Raspberry Blue Red
Raspberry Beret
Raspberry buffet
Raspberry beret
Raspberry for brains
Raspberry beret
Raspberry meringue
Raspberry beret
Raspberry or grape?
Raspberry beret
Raspberry parade
Raspberry beret
Raspberry parfait
Raspberry beret
Raspberry purée
Raspberry beret
Raspberry-blue grape
Raspberry beret
Raz miracle raz
Raspberry Beret
Razz Miracle Plane
Raspberry beret.
Red Cherry Beret
Raspberry beret
Red Spherical Dress (Title)
Raspberry beret
Red cherry beret
Raspberry beret
Red sperry but red
Raspberry Beret
Red spherical ring
Raspberry beret
Ride spiritual gay!
Raspberry beret
Round merry-go-round
or
Round, Mary go round
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Round spherical breasts
Raspberry beret
Rää speeri puree
Raspberry beret
She wore a raspberry, hooray!
or
She had a raspberry parade
or
She wore a raspberry parfait
or
She had a raspberry parade
or
She wore a raspberry parfait
She wore a raspberry beret
She had a raspberry valet
She wore a raspberry beret
She had raspberries for breakfast
The kind you'd buy in a second hand store.
She wore a raspberry beret,
The kind you'd find in a second-hand store
She really wants to masturbate
or
She really loves a masquerade
She wore a raspberry beret
She rode a brass merry-go-round.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She rode the last merry-go-round
She wore a raspberry beret.
She saw a man wearing a dress.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She saw a raspberry parade
She wore a raspberry beret
She was a bag lady in rags,
the kind you find on a second hand whore
She wore a raspberry beret,
the kind you find in a second hand store.
She was a mad spirit possessed.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She was a rad physical babe.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She was a rad spiritual babe.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She was a sad physical wreck
She wore a raspberry beret
She won the last ferry boat race.
She wore her raspberry beret.
She wore a Raspberry Beret,
the kind you find on a second-hand whore
She wore a Raspberry Beret,
the kind you find in a a second-hand store
She wore a brass miracle ring
She wore a raspberry beret
She wore a man's miracle ring.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She wore a mask baby, hooray
She wore a raspberry beret
She wore a rags; miracle rags.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She wore a raspberry beret,
The kind that you buy from a second class whore
She wore a raspberry beret
the kind that you find in a second hand store
She wore a raspberry beret,
the kind you get out of second hand smoke
She wore a Raspberry Beret,
the kind you find in a second-hand store
She wore a raspberry beret, the kind you find in a Recordland store
She wore a raspberry beret, the kind you find in a second-hand store
She wore a raspberry buffet.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She wore a raspberry buffet
The kind you buy at a second hand store.
She wore a raspberry beret
The kind that you find in a second hand store.
She wore a raspberry gold ring
She wore a raspberry beret
She wore a raspberry meringue,
The kind you find in a second hand store.
A raspberry meringue,
And if it was war, she wouldn't wear much more
Raspberry beret
The kind you find in a secondhand store.
Raspberry beret
And if it was warm, she wouldn't wear much more.
She wore a raspberry parade.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She wore a raspberry parfait.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She wore a raspberry parfait
She wore a raspberry beret
I got more than tongue from him later that day, and learned some things are better left to the imagination!
She wore a red furry toupee.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She wore a red indigo vest
She wore a raspberry beret
She wore a red spherical dress.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She wore a red spherical dress.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She wore a red spherical ring.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She wore a red spiracle ring.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She wore a red spiritual dress
The kind you find on a second hand whore.
She wore a raspberry beret
The kind you buy at a second hand store.
She wore a red spiritual red dress
She wore her rasberry beret
She wore a red, spherical ring
She wore a raspberry beret
She wore her brass miracle ring.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She wore her rags, baby, hooray!
She wore her raspberry beret
She wore her raspberry buffet (boo-ffet)
She wore her raspberry beret
She wore rags very good made.
She wore a raspberry beret
She wore rags, Mary wore rags.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She wore rags, baby hurray.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She wore rags, baby wore rags.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She wore rags, baby, Paray.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She wore rags, baby, for rent,
The kind you buy in a second-hand store
She wore a raspberry beret,
The kind you'd find in a second-hand store
She wore rags, spiritual rags.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She wore raspberries and grapes
She wore a raspberry beret
She wore raspberry for vain.
The kind you buy in a second hand store
She wore a raspberry beret,
The kind you find, in a second-hand store
She wore raspberry puree.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She wore red, spirical red
She wore a raspberry beret
She wore rings, miracle rings.
She wore a raspberry beret.
She'd want a raspberry parade.
She wore a raspberry beret.
Thunder and lightning sees you
Battle of the stars.
Thunder drowns out what the lightning sees
You feel like a movie star.
Thunder times out with the lightning seeds.
Thunder drowns out what the lightning sees.
Where have all the raspberry, we be gone?
Where have all the raspberry women gone?
Where's Lilly Bouviet?
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