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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Rapper's Delight that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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'Cause I'm one of a kind, and I'll shock your mind
I'll put my pick-pick pickets in your behind.
'Cause I'm one of a kind and I'll shock your mind
I'll put the tic-tic-tickets in your behind.
And he says "I understand about the food,
Bu-bu-bu-bu-but we're still friends."
And he says "I understand about the food,
Baby Bubba, but we're still friends."
And the rest is black and white
And the rest is F-L-Y
And you run to the store for quick green leaf
And a bottle of Kaopectate.
And then you run to the store for quick relief
From a bottle of Kaopectate.
Go down, Motown, Holiday Inn
Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
I am Wonder Bread
I am Wonder Mike
I say "Oh, what a night"
I am the Wonder Mike
See, I am what the f***
See, I am Wonder Mike
Then you run to the store for quick relief
From a bottle of cake or Pepsi.
Then you run to the store for quick relief
From a bottle of Kaopectate.
Ya see, I got more codes than Hammurabi.
Ya see, I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali.
Hammurabi was an ancient Mesopotamian ruler, and he had a lot of codes.
You run to the store for quick green leaf
And a bottle of Kaopectate
You run to the store for quick relief
From a bottle of Kaopectate