Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Randy Scouse Git that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Been a long time since the party
And the rumor's in a mess.
Been a long time since the party
And the room is in a mess.
But for King Zemeeahmiah
Sitting stately on the floor.
The four kings of E.M.I.
Are sitting stately on the floor.
It's too easy humming psalms to a girl in emerald dress.
It's too easy humming songs to a girl in a yellow dress.
Now they've darkened all the windows
On the streets of Rotherhithe
Now they've darkened all the windows
And the seats are naugahide
The bee is known as wonder girl is speaking Ivy league.
The being known as wonder girl is speaking, I believe.
The being known as wonder girl is sleeping, I believe.
The being known as wonder girl is speaking, I believe.
The four keys will be a mile
Sitting stately on the floor.
or
The four kids will be a mile
Sitting stately on the floor.
The four kings of EMI
Are sitting stately on the floor.
The 'four kings of EMI' are obviously: George Harrison (lead guitar), John Lennon (rhythm guitar), Paul McCartney (bass guitar), and Ringo Starr (drums).
The four kings and Nehemiah
Sitting stately on the floor.
The four kings of EMI
Are sitting stately on the floor.
The four kings that we admire are sitting stately on the floor.
The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor.
The four kings, an eel and I are sitting stately on the floor.
The four kings of emi are sitting stately on the floor.
The four kings, oh-me-oh-my, are sitting stately on the floor
The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor
The four kinks of me and mine are sitting stately on the floor
The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor
Though being known is wonder, girl
In speaking, I believe.
The being known as Wonder Girl
Is speaking, I believe.