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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Queen Is Dead that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Smiths', "The Queen Is Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so I checked out the record of historical facts
Original Lyrics:
And so I checked all the registered historical facts
The Smiths', "The Queen Is Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the rain never threatens my hair His hair threatens her reign
Original Lyrics:
But the rain that flattens my hair These are the things that kill me
The Smiths', "The Queen Is Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is very long, when you long live
Original Lyrics:
Life is very long, when you're lonely
The Smiths', "The Queen Is Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pastor, Pope, they'll sex your body
And the church who'll snatch your money
Original Lyrics:
Past the pub that saps your body
And the church who'll snatch your money

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