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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> P -> Puritania
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Puritania that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Dimmu Borgir's, "Puritania"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the coffee store.
Original Lyrics:
I am the cosmic storm.
Dimmu Borgir's, "Puritania"
Misheard Lyrics:
Left chaos entwine
On pantless soil.
On pantless soil.
Original Lyrics:
Let chaos entwine
On defenseless soil.
On defenseless soil.
Dimmu Borgir's, "Puritania"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let chaos entwine on our danceless soil.
Original Lyrics:
Let Chaos entwine on defenseless soil.
Dimmu Borgir's, "Puritania"
Misheard Lyrics:
We do away with your c**t.
Original Lyrics:
We do away with your kind.
Dimmu Borgir's, "Puritania"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll do away with your cars.
Original Lyrics:
We'll do away with your kind.
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