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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Pure Morning that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Placebo's, "Pure Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
A friend in need's a friend in greed
My empty knees is better.
Original Lyrics:
A friend in need's a friend indeed
My Japanese is better.
Placebo's, "Pure Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who'll cheat is better.
Original Lyrics:
A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who'll tease is better.
Placebo's, "Pure Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
A friend in need's a friend indeed
My Japan knees is better
And when she's pissed she will undress
And she's boxing to be clever.
Original Lyrics:
A friend in need's a friend indeed
My Japanese is better
And when she's pressed she will undress
And now she's boxing clever.
Placebo's, "Pure Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
A friend in needs a friend indeed
My German niece is better.
Original Lyrics:
A friend in need's a friend indeed
My Japanese is better.
Placebo's, "Pure Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
A friend with cheese is better.
or
A friend who'll cheat is better.
Original Lyrics:
A friend who'll tease is better.
Placebo's, "Pure Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when she's blessed she will undress
And then she's boxing clever.
Original Lyrics:
And when she's pressed she will undress
And now she's boxing clever.
Placebo's, "Pure Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then she's boxed in pleather
Original Lyrics:
Then she's boxing clever

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