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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Pure Morning that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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A friend in need's a friend in greed
My empty knees is better.
A friend in need's a friend indeed
My Japanese is better.
A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who'll cheat is better.
A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who'll tease is better.
A friend in need's a friend indeed
My Japan knees is better
And when she's pissed she will undress
And she's boxing to be clever.
A friend in need's a friend indeed
My Japanese is better
And when she's pressed she will undress
And now she's boxing clever.
A friend in needs a friend indeed
My German niece is better.
A friend in need's a friend indeed
My Japanese is better.
A friend with cheese is better.
or
A friend who'll cheat is better.
A friend who'll tease is better.
And when she's blessed she will undress
And then she's boxing clever.
And when she's pressed she will undress
And now she's boxing clever.
Then she's boxed in pleather
Then she's boxing clever
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