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And Froligan the Optimist
And frolicked in the autumn mist
Bought him strings and ceiling whacks
And other fancy stuff.
He brought him strings and sealing wax
And other fancy stuff.
Frolicked in the otter mist
In a land called Donna Lee.
Frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hanah-Lee.
Frollicked in the autumn leaves
In a land called Holla Lee.
Frollicked in tha autumn mist
In a land called Honna Lee.
Frollipin the Otamus
Frolicked in the autumn mist.
He brought him strings and ceiling wax
And other fancy stuff
He brought him strings and sealing wax
And other fancy stuff
He frolicked in the otter's nest.
He frolicked in the the autumn mist.
In a land called Donnelly
In a land called Honna Lee
In a land called Harmony
In a land called Honna Lee
Little Jackie Draper
Little Jackie Paper
Little Jackie Paper loved to wrestle puffs
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal puff
Noble kings and princes
Would bow when arrows came.
Noble kings and princes
Would bow whene'er they came.
Noble kings and princes
Would bow when arrows came.
Noble kings and princes
Would bow whene'er they came.
Puff banana wagon
Puff, The Magic Dragon
Puff, the Magic Dragon lived in the sea
And frolicked in the autumn-ness of a land called Tripoli.
Puff, the Magic Dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And boll*cks to the autumn mist in a land called Honahlee
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honahlee
Strings and ceiling wax
In a land called Galilee.
Strings and sealing wax
In a land called Honah Lee.
And frolicked in the autumn winds
And frolicked in the autumn mist
And frolicked in the ornaments
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land of Harmony
In a land called Honalee
Little Jackie Paper
Loved that rascal Puff
And brought him things like nipple rings
And other pansy stuff
Little Jackie Paper
Loved that rascal Puff
And brought him strings and sealing wax
And other fancy stuff
Noble kings and princes
Would bow when Eric came.
Noble kings and princes
Would bow whene'er they came.
Pop goes the dragon
Puff the Magic Dragon
Pop your Magic Lantern.
Puff the Magic Dragon