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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Professional Widow (Armand Van Helden Remix) that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Tori Amos', "Professional Widow (Armand Van Helden Remix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, bring your toast to my...
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my...
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow (Armand Van Helden Remix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm probably making toast tonight
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my...
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow - Armand van Helden remix"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's gotta big dick
Original Lyrics:
It's gotta be big
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow - Armand van Helden remix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holly Brigger Soap Device...
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my...
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow - Armand van Helden remix"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a girl tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my...

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