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A Holiday Inn close to Vegas.
Honey, bring it close to my lips, yes
Are you bringing the dogs tonight?
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
Are you bringing your toast tonight?
Honey, bring it up close to my...
Coffee and cake
Gonna bring you toast tonight.
It's got to be big
Honey bring it close my lips.
Gonna strike a deal, make him feel like a corned grease mound.
Gonna strike a deal, make him feel like a congressman.
Gotta mean dick
or
Got to eat cake
or
Got to be gay
or
Got a big dick
or
Got a big dick
It's got to be big
Got a brand new toaster now
Gonna bring it closer now
Got a plate of Toasted Marmite
Honey, bring it close to my lips, yes
He's got a big d****.
We gotta be big.
He's got to be dead, he's got to be dead.
or
He's got a big d***, he's got a big d***.
or
He's got a big d***, he's got a big d***.
It's gotta be big, it's gotta be big.
He's got a big d***, honey bring it close to my lips.
It's gotta be big, the honey ring is close to my lips.
He's got a big d**k,
he's got a big d**k.
It's gotta be big
It's gotta be big
Holly bring it close to my...
Holly bring it close to my lips yeah
Scabby vig
Scabby vig
Honey bring yourself close to my...
Honey bring yourself close to my lips yeah
It's gotta be big
It's gotta be big
Honey's making me toast tonight.
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
Honey, bring me toast tonight!
Honey, bring it up close to my lips
Honey, bring your togs tonight.
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
I wanna be a Telstra pilot yeah!
Honey bring it close to my lips.
Telstra is Australia's main telephone company.
I wanna be a dust-mop
Scabby Bitch
Honey bring it close to my lips
It's gotta be big
I wanna be your toastamatic
Honey bring it close to my lips
I've got a brand new toaster now.
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
I've got a toaster stuck to my lips
Gonna bring it closer now
Is that a gay pig?
It's got to be big.
It's a fine day to eat coconuts.
It's Saturday, baby
Honey bring it close to my lips.
It's gotta be big
Lick my a**hole raw
Mother Mary China White
Oh, honey, bring out a toast to my lips
Honey, bring it up close to my lips
Oh, it's all in Alabama
It runs in the family
Pigeon perfect, oh honey bring it close to your lips, yes
Prism perfect, oh honey bring it close to your lips, yes
Saturday kick
It's got to be big.
Saturday pig
It's got to be big
Scabby bytch
It's got to be big.
Scabby pig
It's got to be big.
Scotty can't read
We gotta be big.
Soggy bread
It's gotta be big
Someone's making you toast tonight
Someone's making you toast tonight, yeah!
Honey, bring it up close to my
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
It's Kathy Bates
or
You scaby bitch
or
You scaby bitch
It's gotta be big