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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Pressure that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
"All Dolled Up" and no place to go
Original Lyrics:
All grown up and no place to go.
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
All holed up and no place to go.
Original Lyrics:
All grown up and no place to go.
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your life is Channel 13
Cecil Mistreat, what does it mean?
Cecil Mistreat, what does it mean?
Original Lyrics:
All your life is Channel 13
Sesame Street, what does it mean?
Sesame Street, what does it mean?
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your life is Channel 13
Sex on the street, what does it mean?
Sex on the street, what does it mean?
Original Lyrics:
All your life is Channel 13
Sesame Street, what does it mean?
Sesame Street, what does it mean?
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your life is channel 13
Sex on the streets, what does it mean?
Sex on the streets, what does it mean?
Original Lyrics:
All your life is channel 13
Sesame Street, what does it mean?
Sesame Street, what does it mean?
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you cannot be aggressive
Original Lyrics:
And you cannot handle pressure
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you cannot have depression
Original Lyrics:
And you cannot handle pressure
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you cannot have the treasure
or
And you cannot have the pleasure
or
And you cannot have the pleasure
Original Lyrics:
And you cannot handle pressure
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
But here you are the night
To make out with three men, oh!
To make out with three men, oh!
Original Lyrics:
But here you are in the ninth
Two men out and three men on
Two men out and three men on
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
But here you are with your face
And your feet have had advice
You have no stars on your face
And you cannot have no pressure
And your feet have had advice
You have no stars on your face
And you cannot have no pressure
Original Lyrics:
But here you are with your face
And your Peter Pan advice
You have no scars on your face
And you cannot handle pressure
And your Peter Pan advice
You have no scars on your face
And you cannot handle pressure
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you will come to a place
Where the only thing you feel
Are lonely c*nts in your face
And you'll have to deal with pressure
Where the only thing you feel
Are lonely c*nts in your face
And you'll have to deal with pressure
Original Lyrics:
But you will come to a place
Where the only thing you feel
Are loaded guns in your face
And you'll have to deal with pressure
Where the only thing you feel
Are loaded guns in your face
And you'll have to deal with pressure
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
He used to call me Tylenol.
Original Lyrics:
You used to call me paranoid.
Paramore's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel depresion
It's getting colder now.
It's getting colder now.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel the pressure
It's getting closer now.
It's getting closer now.
Paramore's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel depression
It's getting closer now
It's getting closer now
Original Lyrics:
I can feel the pressure
It's getting closer now
It's getting closer now
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sure you have some cosmic rash in Hell.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sure you have some cosmic rationale.
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sure you'll have Bill Cosby at your side
Original Lyrics:
I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rationale
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rash, Chanel.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rationale.
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rasher now
Original Lyrics:
I'm sure you have some cosmic rational
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m sure you have some cosmic red, Chanel
Original Lyrics:
I’m sure you have some cosmic rationale
Chanel refers to Coco Chanel or Chanel West Coast
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now here you are with your fate
And you peed your pants last night.
or
And you're Peter Pan at night.
And you peed your pants last night.
or
And you're Peter Pan at night.
Original Lyrics:
Now here you are with your faith
And your Peter Pan advice.
And your Peter Pan advice.
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now here you are with your paint
And your Peter Pan headlights
or
And your Peter Pan head lice
or
And you pee your pants at night.
And your Peter Pan headlights
or
And your Peter Pan head lice
or
And you pee your pants at night.
Original Lyrics:
Now here you are with your faith
And your Peter Pan advice.
And your Peter Pan advice.
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike 1, Strike 2 what do you know?
Original Lyrics:
Psych 1, Psych 2 what do you know?
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the only thing you feel
Are lowly c*nts in your face.
Are lowly c*nts in your face.
Original Lyrics:
Where the only thing you feel
Are loaded guns in your face.
Are loaded guns in your face.
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
You have those scars on your face
Original Lyrics:
You have no scars on your face
Billy Joel's, "Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
You used to call me Tylenol.
Original Lyrics:
You used to call me paranoid.
Sounds of Blackness', "The Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all have our burdens to carry
I'll know when mine gets too hairy
I'll know when mine gets too hairy
Original Lyrics:
We all have our burdens to carry
I'll know when mine gets too heavy
I'll know when mine gets too heavy
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