Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Pony that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Come on and let's do it
Ridin' my pony
My saddle's blazin'
Come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it
Good morning, here's to ya
Ridin' my pony
My saddle's blazin'
Come and jump on it.
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it.
I always used to turn this song up loud in the car to find out what he was really saying
Gotta drive on it
Come and jump on it
I'm just a bachelor, looking for a promise.
Im just a bachelor, looking for a partner.
I'm just a banjo
I'm just a bachelor
I'm just a bastard looking for a partner
I'm just a bachelor looking for a partner
I'm just a dancer looking for a partner
I'm just a bachelor looking for a partner
I'm just a dancer
Looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Im just a bouncer looking for a party
Im just a bachelor lookin for a partner
Ride it Jean Pone
Ride it my pony
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's dirty.
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'.
Until I reach extreme
You'll be on my chocolate dream.
Until I reach your stream
You'll be on my jockey team.
You're a phony
You're a pony