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My four-stroke (Harley-David)son will pick you up.
My four-stroke song will pick you up.
Come on babe follow me,
I'm the plaid flapper
Come on babe, follow me
I'm the Pied Piper.
Come on babe, follow me
Bonified Bomba Trust in me,
Bonified Bomba
Come on, babe, follow me
I'm the Pied Piper. Trust in me,
I'm the Pied Piper
Come on babe, follow me
I'm the typewriter.
Come on babe, follow me
I'm the Pied Piper.
Come on babe, ogle me
I'm the Pied Piper.
Come on babe, follow me
I'm the Pied Piper.
Come on, babe, follow me
I'm the bye bye boy
Come on, babe, follow me
I'm the Pied Piper.
Come on, babe, follow me
I'm the white marble.
Come on, babe, follow me
I'm the quiet marvel.
Come on, babe, follow me
I'm the Pied Piper.
You, with your masturbating and you're always complicated. What to do?
You, with your masquerading and you're always contemplating what to do
You, with your masturbating and you're always constipated. What to do?
You, with your masquerading and you're always contemplating what to do