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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Picard Song that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
DarkMateria's, "Picard Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am as cute as a boar.
Original Lyrics:
I am Locutus of Borg.
DarkMateria's, "Picard Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the cutest aborard.
Original Lyrics:
I am Locutus of Borg.
DarkMateria's, "Picard Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
My-My love
Here's your fleepa
Longing zero for that which longernesses the pristine
Tell me more
You'll have to call again
In space, are you not love me, with mine eyes!
Baby, a thousand error sea
But this mine heart, that loves what they despise
Who in despite of few, are please to dough.
Shall I compare thee to a summoned day?
Here's your fleepa
Longing zero for that which longernesses the pristine
Tell me more
You'll have to call again
In space, are you not love me, with mine eyes!
Baby, a thousand error sea
But this mine heart, that loves what they despise
Who in despite of few, are please to dough.
Shall I compare thee to a summoned day?
Original Lyrics:
My love is as a fever, longing still
For that which longer nurseth the disease
Tell me more
You'll have to call again
In faith, I do not love thee with mine eyes,
For they in thee a thousand errors note,
But 'tis my heart that loves what they despise,
Who in despite of view is pleased to dote.
Shall I compare thee to a summer day?
For that which longer nurseth the disease
Tell me more
You'll have to call again
In faith, I do not love thee with mine eyes,
For they in thee a thousand errors note,
But 'tis my heart that loves what they despise,
Who in despite of view is pleased to dote.
Shall I compare thee to a summer day?
Darkmateria's, "The Picard Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am as cute as a Borg.
Original Lyrics:
I am Locutus of Borg.
Darkmateria's, "The Picard Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the cutest of Borg.
Original Lyrics:
I am Locutus of Borg.
DarkMateria's, "The Picard Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look cute as a boy.
Original Lyrics:
I am Locutus of Borg.
Darkmateria's, "The Picard Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would look cute as a Borg.
Original Lyrics:
I am Locutus of Borg.
Darkmateria's, "The Picard Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it stop.
Original Lyrics:
Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so.
Dark Materia's, "The Picard Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peck, peck, peck p-p-p-p-peck!
Original Lyrics:
M-m-m-make it so!
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