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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Perfect Kiss that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

New Order's, "The Perfect Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know judo
We believe in the land of love.
Original Lyrics:
I know, you know
We believe in a land of of love.
New Order's, "The Perfect Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretending not to see his goat
I said let's go out and have some fun
Original Lyrics:
Pretending not to see his gun
I said let's go out and have some fun
New Order's, "The Perfect Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then came by a friend in mind
Original Lyrics:
Then came by a friend of mine
New Order's, "The Perfect Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight I should have stayed at home
Playing with my precious son
Original Lyrics:
Tonight I should have stayed at home
Playing with my pleasure zone

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