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A four of fish and finger pie
Full of fish and finger pies
A petty moose is selling poppies for the train.
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
A pretty lass is selling puppies from a tray.
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
A pretty mess is selling portraits for the trade
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
A pretty miss is selling poppies from a train.
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
A pretty miss is selling poppies from a tray.
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
A pretty ness is selling poppies from a train.
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
A pretty nurse is selling puppies from a tray
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray
A pretty nurse is selling puppies from a tree
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray
A pretty nurse is throwing puppies from a train.
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
All full of fish and finger pies.
A four of fish and finger pies.
All the people act dumb and go
Stop to say hello.
All the people that come and go
Stop to say hello.
And Elaine is in my ears and in my eyes.
Troll beneath the blue suburban skies I sit there, three wild ducks.
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
There beneath the blue suburban skies, I sit and meanwhile back in.
And Elaine is in my ears and in my eyes
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
And Elaine, she's in my ears and in my eyes.
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
And he lay beneath my ears and in my eyes
And beneath the blue so puddin' skies
That say that we shall part.
or
Penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes
Wet beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit meanwhile back in.
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
There beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit, and meanwhile back.
And he lays beneath my ears and in my eyes
And beaneath the blue so puddin' skies
That say that we shall part.
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
There beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit meanwhile back in.
And his lathe is in my ears and in my eyes.
Penny Lane, is in my ears, and in my eyes.
Candy Lane
or
Andy Lane
or
Andy Lane
Penny Lane
Aunt Elaine is in my ear and in my eye.
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
Baby faces in my ears and in my mind
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
Beneath the blues and bourbon skies
I sit and heal my back.
Beneath the blue, suburban skies
I sit and meanwhile back.
For a fish and finger fries
Four of fish and finger pies
For a fish and finger pie.
A four of fish and finger pies.
For efficient finger pies in summer, meanwhile back.
Four of fish and finger pies in summer, meanwhile back.
For efficient finger pies.
A four of fish and finger pies.
Foreign fish and finger pies
A four of fish and finger pies.
Forty efficient finger pies in summer
Four of fish and finger pies
From the color in the middle of a roundabout
From the corner in the middle of a roundabout
From the corner is a banker, an emoticon.
From the corner is the banker in a moter car.
From the porno in the middle of a roundabout
From the corner in the middle of a roundabout
Full of fish and finger pie
A four of fish and finger pie
'Finger pie' is slightly obscene. It is a Northern English expression and refers to what you get if you put your hand down your girlfriend's knickers.
Her prettiness is selling puppets from a tray.
The pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
Her prettiness is selling puppies from a tray
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
I sit and eat wild rice.
I sit, and meanwhile back.
I sit and steam wild rice.
I sit, and meanwhile back.
I sit, and meanwhile whack.
I sit, and meanwhile back.
In Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs
Of all the head he's had from women that he's known
In Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs
Of every head he's had the pleasure to know
In Penny Lane there is barber shop and photographs
And every head is at the pleasure to the Crown
In Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs
Of every head he's had the pleasure to know
In Penny Lane, the barber shoots another customer.
In Penny Lane, the barber shaves another customer.
In Penny Lane, there is a bar for sharing photographs.
In Penny Lane, there is a barber showing photographs.
In Penny Lane, there is a barber showing photographs
Of every head he's had the pleasure to gnaw.
In Penny Lane, there is a barber showing photographs
Of every head he's had the pleasure to know.
In Penny Lane, there is a barman showing photographs
In Penny Lane, there is a barber showing photographs
It's a dream machine
It's a clean machine
Many ladies in my ears and in my eyes
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
Many pains are in my ears and in my heart.
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
Penny Laces in my ears and in my eyes.
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
Penny Lane is in my beer and in my yard
Penny Lane is in my ear and in my heart
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes,
full of fish and finger pies
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes,
a four of fish and finger pies
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
There beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit and eat wild rice.
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
There beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit, and meanwhile back
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my mind
Wet beneath the blue suburban skies.
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
There, beneath the blue suburban skies.
Penny Lane is in my years and in my mind
A full of flesh and finger pies
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
A four of fish and finger pies
Penny Lane is up my a*** and I love guys.
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
Penny Lane there is Barbara showing phonographs
Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs
Penny Lane, 'tis in my years Enigma-eyes
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
Penny Lane, the reservoir
Penny Lane, there is a bar
Penny Lane, this is my years and is my love.
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
Penny laid it in my ears and in my eyes.
Penny Lane, is in my ears, and in my eyes.
Pennyness is selling puppies from a tray.
The pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
The little children have an imp behind his back.
The little children laugh at him behind his back.
The little children hide an egg behind his back.
or
The little children have an 'ymn behind his back.
And little children laugh at him behind his back.
The little children laugh at Tim behind his back.
The little children laugh at him behind his back.
There be neat, blue suburb in the sky.
There, beneath the blue suburban skies.
There beneath the blue ceramic tile
There beneath the blue suburban skies
There beneath the blue superflous skies.
There beneath the blue suburban skies.
There beneath the blue vermillion skies.
There beneath the blue suburban skies.
There beneath the blue, subordinate skies
There beneath the blue, suburban skies
There beneath the blues and burble skies
There beneath the blue suburban skies
There beneath the blues of bourbon skies.
or
There beneath the blue to bourbon skies.
There beneath the blue suburban skies.
There beneath the goose and bourbon skies
There beneath the blue suburban skies
There, beneath the blue subliminal skies
There, beneath the blue suburban skies
There, beneath the blue superfluous skies
There, beneath the blue suburban skies
pretty nasty smelling puppies from a tray
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.