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A darker place with your ass on my face
A darklit place, or your place, or my place
A darklit place or your place on my place
A darklit place, or your place, or my place
A darklit place, for your place, on my face
A darklit place, or your place, or my place
A darklit space for your place on my place
A darklit place, or your place, or my place
And I feel awkward a**, I should!
And I feel awkward, as I should.
And if your body matches
What your a**e can do
And if your body matches
What your eyes can do
But I seem to be stuck by you
But I seem to be struck by you
I want to make you new
I want to make you move
It's Benjamin
It's been s***ty
It's bench s***ty
It's been s***ty
It's big Shelley
It's been s***ty
Now I’m not into guys
But I seem to be f***ing dudes.
Your face on MySpace.
Well, I'm not paralyzed
But I seem to be struck by you.
Best song to play when your friend becomes parapalegic.
Put your place on my place
Or your place or my place
Rub your face on my face
or your place, or my place
Spill your vase on my face
Or your place on my place
The most pretentious thing
Since I saw "cool" and "be"
Well I am imagining
A dark-lit place
For your place on my face
The most pretentious thing
Since I thought you and me
Well I am imagining
A dark lit place
Or your place or my place
The sofa has not been good
But so far, has not been good
Those princesses you're slaying
The most pretentious thing
Well I am imagining a chocolate place
Well I am imagining a dark lit place
Well, I'm the paralyzer
I seem to be stuck on you.
Well, I'm not paralyzed
But I seem to be struck by you.
a darklit place, put your place on my place
A darklit place, or your place, or my place