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And the DJ, and the DJ, and the DJ
or
Hind the DJ, hind the DJ, hind the DJ
Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ
As I wander to my cell
As I wonder to myself
Bang the DJ
Bang the DJ
Bang the DJ.
Hang the DJ
Hang the DJ
Hang the DJ.
Don't you wish you were Bugs Bunny?
Don't you wish your world was mine?
Hack the t-shirt, hack the t-shirt, hack the t-shirt!
Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ!
Hang the b*stard D.J.
Hang the blessed D.J.
Hang the teacher
Hang the DJ
Hank the DJ, Hank the DJ, Hank the DJ.
Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ.
Have a BJ, have a BJ, have a BJ, Have a BJ.
Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ, Hang the DJ.
Hopes may rise in the back mirror.
Hopes may rise on the Grasmeres.
Hunt the DJ
Hunt the DJ
Hunt the DJ.
Hang the DJ
Hang the DJ
Hang the DJ.
I'm the DJ, I'm the DJ, I'm the DJ.
Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ.
I'm the teacher
Hang the DJ
Move it to the front
Reaching for the light
Loosing all control
Using all your might
Wheels are gonna spin
Asses gonna shake
We are gonna kill
Balls are gonna break
Move it to the front
Reaching for the light
Loosing all control
Using all your might
Wheels are gonna spin
Asses gonna shake
We are gonna kick
Walls are gonna break
Panic on the streets of Cardiff.
Panic on the streets of Carlisle.
Pubs may rise on the Grasmeres.
Hopes may rise on the Grasmeres.
Pubs may rise on the grass mill.
Hopes may rise on the Grasmeres.
The lean side of beef, it just slips down
The Leeds side-streets that you slip down
Morrissey is an ardent vegetarian. He once sang a song called "Meat is Murder" that decried the practice of eating meat. It would be hilarious if the writer of "Meat is Murder" secretly appreciated the virtues of a well-prepared prime rib.
The provincial towns in Japan
The provincial town you run round