Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Paint Me A Birmingham that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Bake me a honey ham.
Paint me a Birmingham.
Could you paint me a Birmingham?
Making love just the way I planned.
Could you paint me a Birmingham?
Make it look just the way I planned.
Could you paint me a burning ham?
Could you paint me a Birmingham?
Could you paint me a burning hand?
Could you paint me a Birmingham?
Could you paint me like burning tan
Could you paint me a Birmingham
Could you plate me a burning ham?
Could you paint me a Birmingham?
In her cotton dress making hurricanes
In her cotton dress, back in early spring
Making love just the way I planned.
Make it look just the way I planned.
Mama hit the ceiling
She was fifty feet high.
Mama hit the ceiling
She was fit to be tied.
Paint me a bunny hat.
Paint me a Birmingham.
Paint me a bunny hat.
Paint me a Birmingham.
Paint me a bunny house.
Paint me a Birmingham.
Paint me a burning ham.
Paint me a Birmingham.
Paint me a burning ham.
Paint me a Birmingham.
Paint me a burning ham.
Paint me a Birmingham.
Paint me a funny hat.
Paint me a Birmingham.
Well, could you bake me a burning ham?
Well, could you paint me a Birmingham?
Well, could you paint me a Bunnyham?
Well, could you paint me a Burmingham?
Could you paint me a perfect ham?
Paint me a Birmingham.
Paint me a bunny head.
Paint me a Birmingham.
Paint me a burning ham
Paint me a Birmingham.