Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
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A*** wart
Need a d***.
And it worked
Yes, it did.
At The Works
Yes, it is.
or
On the words
Yes, I did!
And it worked
Yes, it did!
'The Works' is the engine workshop in the 'Thomas The Tank Engine' stories.
I just beat you up to hurt myself.
I just made you up to hurt myself.
I just couldn't ignore, oh.
I just couldn't leave it alone.
I just did not want to hurt myself.
I just made you up to hurt myself.
I just need to want to hurt myself.
I just made you up to hurt myself.
I'm becoming Rastafarian as days go by.
I'm becoming less defined as days go by.
I'm becoming less defined as days go by.
I'm becoming less to find as days go by.
There is no barbeque
There is only meat.
There is no f***ing you
There is only me.
There is no poo, there is only pee.
There is no you, there is only me.
There is no two, there is only three.
There is no you, there is only me.
You can't tell me stop it
You can't tell me now to quit, and that's it.
You can't tell me to stop it
You can't tell me not to quit, that's it.
You just make me want to hurt myself.
I just made you up to hurt myself.
You're frying to shake me
You're frying to bake me.
You're trying to take me
You're trying to make me.