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3 days in the livin' room
3 days since the living room
A mechanic guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean, you soon will
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean, well, you soon will
Bert Kaempfert's got the man tits.
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits.
Birch master stadium, home, Hammurabi
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
Bridge Masterdiem, home of the Robbie.
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
Bunny Museum, cool Margot Robbie
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
Margot Robbie voiced a bunny in that Peter Rabbit movie, some people will get this connection.
Butch Master D and Home of the Rabe
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
Most of my friends heard the same thing, or similar
Chick-fil-A China
Chickety China
Chick-fil-A in China, the Chinese chicken
Chickety China, the Chinese chicken
Chicken Vagina
Chickety China
Chicken from China is Chinese chicken.
Half a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'.
Chickity China the Chinese chicken.
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'.
Chicken from China is Chinese chicken. No duh...thank you Capt. Obvious!
Chicken from China the Chinese chicken.
You have a drumstick and your brain starts stickin'.
Chickity China the Chinese chicken.
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'.
Chicken vagina, the chinese chicken
Chick-ity China, the Chinese chicken.
Chicken, like vanilla is the finest of the flavors
Shake I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Chickeny China, a Chinese chicken
Have a drumstick and your drain stops stickin'.
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'.
Chickity China, the Kung Pow Chicken?
Chickity China, Kentucky Fried Chicken?
Chickity China, the Chinese Chicken
Girch mounts the Diem, home of Ferrari.
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
Gotta get into my Salimu 'cause that car too has got the boom and amoeba that make me think of home team.
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 'cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing.
Gotta get some better bubs know that guy with tiny knubs
Gotta get some better clubs you know the kind with tiny knubs
Hey I don't make films, but, yeah, I did The Last Samurai
OK I don't make films, but if I did they'd have a samurai
Hey, I don't make films
But, yeah, I did The Last Samurai
Okay I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samurai
Hold it now and play it like Bela Fleck.
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink.
Hold my thumb, and kiss my Ferrari.
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
Home of Ferrari
Home of the Robbie
Home of the rhombi
Home of the Robbie
'Rhombi' is the unofficial plural of 'rhombus,' which is a quadrilateral (4-sided shape) with four sides of equal length.
Home, off to Raleigh.
Home of the Robbie
Hot like Gustabi with a Busta Rhymes.
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes.
I find my homies and we brush through
You try to hold me but I bust through
I have a tendency to piss myself constantly.
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve.
I have a tendency to piss myself in the street.
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve.
I have a tendency to tickle my number sleeve.
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve.
I have a tendency to wiggle my mind constantly.
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve.
I have a tendency to wiggle my number sleeve
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have the tendency of wearing my nubber sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt.
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt.
I hope the Boogie Man's in this one
I hope the smoking man's in this one
I hope the pokemon's in this one
I hope the smoking man's in this one
I hope the smokey manson is the one
I hope the smoking man's in this one
I know you saw me with Busta Rhymes
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
I'd like a stinkin' naked chick.
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake.
I'd like to see a naked chick.
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake.
I'd like to stick a naked chick.
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake.
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a puddle,
can't understand what I mean,
well you soon will.
or
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at dog puddle,
can't understand what I mean well,
you soon will.
or
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funnel,
can't understand what I mean well,
you soon will!
or
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funnel,
can't understand what I mean well,
you soon will!
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral,
can't understand what I mean well,
you soon will.
I'm the kinda guy that laughs at a funeral
Can't understand why the dead can't live a little
I'm the kinda guy that laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean, well, soon you will
It'll still be two days 'til we say wasabi.
It'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry.
It's two-ten to week and hope for the Raleigh
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
Keanu Reeves films
(O)kay I don't make films.
Keanu, make films.
Okay I don't make films
Kirk Cameron's got the main hills.
or
Kirk Cameron's got the main hits.
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits.
Kirkland Stadium, come in Margot Robbie
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
Let's watch TV and home-buff the rabbi.
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I've got my tan trick
Like Snickers, guaranteed to terrify.
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy.
Like Kurosawa Ed McMahon films,
Keanu make films,
but if I did they'd have a samurai
Like Kurosawa I make mad films,
'kay I don't make films,
but if I did they'd have a samurai
Like Kurosawa and McMann films
Like Kurosawa, I make mad films.
Like Kurosawa, I make matte films
Like Kurosawa, I make mad films
Like Sting I'm tantric,
My stick is guaranteed to satisfy
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy.
Like Sting I'm tantric
My stink is guaranteed to satisfy.
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy.
Like niggers guaranteed to satisfy
Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy
Like sneakers guaranteed to satisfy
Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy
Like stickers guaranteed to satisfy
Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy
My people guaranteed to satisfy
Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy
R.S.V.P. at home of Harambi.
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
Slimest of the flavors
Finest of the flavors
Tryin' hard to smile but while feelin' bad.
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad.
Trying hard not to smell like a Beanie Baby
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
Trying hard not to smile for a fuel man
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
Trying hard not to smile for a fuel man
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
Trying hard not to smile when we feel bad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad.
Two weeks, two days, two weeks and I'm sorry.
'Cause it'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry.
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
With Paula Mason.
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison.
"dans la maison" is French for "in the house"
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
With all our mates round.
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison.
Watchin' X-Files with the lights on, a dollar maison
Watchin X-Files with no lights on, we're dans la maison
Watchin' X-Files with the lights on
When Donna Reed's on
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
Watchin' X-Files, with no lights on
With Donald Faison
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison.
Watchin' X-files with the lights on,
with Donna Maison
Watchin X-Files with no lights on,
we're dans la maison
When Don LaMay's on
We're dans la maison
With Donald Faison
We're dans la maison.
With all amaze on.
We're dans la maison.
You think you're looking like Pac-Man.
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman.
You try my homie, but I bust you.
You try to hold me, but I bust through.
You'll think you're looking at Apple Man.
or
You'll think you're looking at half a man.
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman.