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Had to pull her tootie
Had to pull her to me
I took one look at her and had to pull her tootie.
I took one look at her and had to pull her to me.
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with a king of sweden
or
One of these days
I break you into little pieces
or
One of these days
I break you into little pieces
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces
One of these days I'm going to dance with the evil priest
One of these days I'm gonna cut you into little pieces
One of these days I'm gonna dance with the evil pieces
One of these days I'm gonna cut you into little pieces
One of these days I'm gonna dump you in a river, really
One of these days I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
One of these days I’m gonna dance with the evil beast
One of these days I'm gonna cut you into little pieces
One of these days, I'm going to cook you a little pizza.
One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
One of these days, I'm going to dance with the eagle chief.
One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
One of these days, I'm going to stuff you into a little freezer.
One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
One of these days, I'm gonna turn you into a human being.
One of these days, I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with your little sister.
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with your little sister.
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
One of these days
I'm gonna drown you in the name of Jesus.
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
One of these days
I'm gonna dance in the name of Jesus
or
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with a man named Jesus
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces
One of these days
I am going to get rid of you, b****.
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
One of these days
I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
One of these days
I'm going to drop from the human species.
One of these days
I'm going to dance with the little people.
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
One of these days
I'm going to dark town to hear the priest.
One of these days
I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with the King of Sweden.
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
One of these days
I'm going to f*** with a gypsy.
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
Patty Sue was a small town beauty
One look at her, I had to pull her toony.
Patty Sue was a small town beauty.
One look at her, I had to pull her to me.
Patty Sue was a small town cutie.
I took one look at her and had to pull her toonie
Patty Sue was a small town beauty.
I took one look at her and had to pull her to me
Patty Sue was a small town cutie
Patty Sue was a small town beauty
The windows clear my memory
The pages start to turn
And suddenly I'm seeing
The moment that I learned
The wind blows clear my memory
The pages start to turn
And suddenly I'm singing
The moment that I learn
We called him tickled-feet.
We called him freckled-faced.
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with the devil priest.
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
One of these days I'm going to dance with your hero Jesus...
One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
One of these days I'm going to eat with the little sheep.
One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces..
One of these days I'm gonna dance with the Evil Chief.
One of these days I'm gonna cut you into little pieces
One of these days I'm gonna dance with the devil BITCH
One of these days I'm gonna cut you into little pieces
One of these days I'm gonna run with sheep
One of these days I'm gonna cut you into little pieces
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with the Evil Queen.
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with the Evil Demon!
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with the evil beast
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
One of these days
I'm gonna dance with the little kids.
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.
One of these days
I'm gonna dump you in the river, quick
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces
One of these days
I'm going to dance with the little people.
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.