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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Once Upon a Christmas that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton's, "Once Upon a Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the joy of Blue's Clues
Original Lyrics:
And the joyful news
Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton's, "Once Upon a Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just have no noose
or
I just have no moose
Original Lyrics:
I just have no use
Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton's, "Once Upon a Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Golden Books and penny cents to eat at Burger King
Original Lyrics:
With gold and myrrh and frankincense to praise the newborn king

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