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Halfway home in the popcorn pop
Halfway home in the parking lot
I'm a woman, you're a man
Gonna die in your sleep
There's blood on my a**
And my Les Paul's beat.
or
Woman, you're a mess
Gonna die in your sleep
All the blood on my hand
And my Les Paul heat.
Woman, you're a mess
Gonna die in your sleep
There's blood on my amp
And my Les Paul's beat.
Mild, mild, mild
My, my, my
Once bitter why shine
once bitten twice shy
Rush Limbaugh was shy
once bitten twice shy
There's blood on my a** and my left ball's bleedin'.
There's blood on my amp and my Les Paul's beat.
There's blood on my ass and by left ball's beat.
There's blood on my amp and my Les Paul's beat.
Why, why, why?
My, my, my
I want a spit and dry shine, babe.
Once bitten, twice shy, babe.
I want a spit and dry shower, Babe.
I was once bitten twice shy, Babe.
I want a spit and dry shower, Babe.
I was once bitten, twice shy, Babe.
I was bit while shopping
Once bitten, twice shy, babe
I was hummin' with a strumpet all over God's world
I was hummin' and a-strummin' all over God's world
I won't spit in your eyes twice babe
Once Bitten, Twice Shy Babe
I won't spit until I shine, babe.
Once bitten, twice shy, babe.
I'm one p***ed white child.
Once bitten, twice shy
Once did white lines, babe.
Once bitten, twice shy, babe.
Once spent and twice shy
Once bitten, twice shy
There's blood on my ass 'cause my left balls bleedin'
There's blood on my amp and my Les Paul's bleedin'
Until you caught your sister with the Gospel Broom
Until you caught your sister with the guys from the group
Was bitten by a Sharpie
Once bitten, twice shy
Won't spit in your eye
Once bitten, twice shy
Until I heard your sister with the gospel group
or
Until I heard your sister with the guys from the group
or
Until I heard your sister with the guys from the group
Until you caught your sister with the guys from the group