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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Oldest Established that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Cast of 'Guys And Dolls''s, "The Oldest Established"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Billboard Garage wants a grand
Original Lyrics:
The Biltmore Garage wants a grand
Cast of 'Guys And Dolls''s, "The Oldest Established"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are bells and whistles everywhere
Original Lyrics:
There are well-heeled shooters everywhere

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