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Broke into the old apartment.
Welcome to the old aparment.
Only two stairs from the street
Forty-two stairs from the street
We bought an old house on Third and Fourth.
We bought an old house on the Danforth.
Apparently 'the Danforth' is some road in Toronto.
We bought an old house on the 10th floor.
We bought an old house on the Danforth.
We bought an old house on the damn floor.
We bought an old house on the Danforth.
We bought an old house on the dance floor
We bought an old house on the Danforth
Welcome to the old aparment.
Broke into the old aparment.
Why did they paint the lawn?
Why did they change the laws?
Why did they pave the lawn?
Why did they change the locks?
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