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And Janice has padlocked the gates for security guards to patrol
And janitors padlock the gates for security guards to patrol
And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their clothes.
And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats.
And secretaries turn off typewriters and take off their clothes.
And sex with Terry turns off right fighters who get in their boats.
Computer terminals rip off some games in the values of copper and tin
Computer terminals report some gains in the values of copper and tin
I definitely climb up a tree
I barely can climb up a tree
Secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their clothes.
Secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats.
We all sing along like a fool
We all sing along like before
While American business men snap up Van Goghs for the price of a hospital bin.
While American business men snap up Van Goghs for the price of a hospital wing.
While American business men snap up Van Goghs for the price of a hospital ring.
While American business men snap up Van Goghs for the price of a hospital wing.
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