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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Nothing Ever Happens that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Del Amitri's, "Nothing Ever Happens"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Janice has padlocked the gates for security guards to patrol
Original Lyrics:
And janitors padlock the gates for security guards to patrol
Del Amitri's, "Nothing Ever Happens"
Misheard Lyrics:
And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their clothes.
Original Lyrics:
And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats.
Del Amitri's, "Nothing Ever Happens"
Misheard Lyrics:
And secretaries turn off typewriters and take off their clothes.
Original Lyrics:
And sex with Terry turns off right fighters who get in their boats.
Del Amitri's, "Nothing Ever Happens"
Misheard Lyrics:
Computer terminals rip off some games in the values of copper and tin
Original Lyrics:
Computer terminals report some gains in the values of copper and tin
Cast of the Book of Pooh's, "Nothing Ever Happens"
Misheard Lyrics:
I definitely climb up a tree
Original Lyrics:
I barely can climb up a tree
Del Amitri's, "Nothing Ever Happens"
Misheard Lyrics:
Secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their clothes.
Original Lyrics:
Secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats.
Del Amitri's, "Nothing Ever Happens"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all sing along like a fool
Original Lyrics:
We all sing along like before
Del Amitri's, "Nothing Ever Happens"
Misheard Lyrics:
While American business men snap up Van Goghs for the price of a hospital bin.
Original Lyrics:
While American business men snap up Van Goghs for the price of a hospital wing.
Del Amitri's, "Nothing Ever Happens"
Misheard Lyrics:
While American business men snap up Van Goghs for the price of a hospital ring.
Original Lyrics:
While American business men snap up Van Goghs for the price of a hospital wing.

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