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A job that slowly kills you
Bruce says that won't heal.
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal.
A job that slowly kills you
Who says that won't heal?
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal.
Hit me out of here.
Get me out of here.
I'll take Quiet Riot
I'll take a quiet life
Quiet Riot is a heavy metal band famous for their hits "Cum On Feel the Noize" and "Bang Your Head (Metal Health)".
I'll take a choir lava
Lampshade of government ox hide.
I'll take a quiet life
A handshake some carbon monoxide
Life is full of like a lampshade
A heart that's full up like a landfill
No ally's and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
No lamps and no surprises
or
No laughs and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
No one likes a gnome, surprise me.
No alarms and no surprises
No one loves to know surprises.
No alarms and no surprises
Pussies that walk in
Bruises that won't heal.
Salad, salad
Silent, silent
Such a pretty abs and such a guard and
Such a pretty house and such a garden
Such a pretty ass and
such a pretty god and
Such a pretty house and
such a pretty garden
Such a pretty ass
Such a pretty house
Such a pretty house and such a pretty garden
No alarms and no surprises
Such a pretty house and such a pretty God and
No alarms and no surprises
This is my final fate.
This is my final fit.
This is my final fĂȘte
My final pretty Eggman
This is my final fit
My final bellyache with
You look so tired after breakdown
You look so tired unhappy: bring down
A heart that's full of black, a landfill
A heart that's full up like a landfill