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And you wonder
Angie wants you.
And you want her
And she wants you.
Ask directions in the clouds but your hopes go down the drain.
Aspirations in the clouds but your hopes go down the drain.
Empty Water, Empty Water
And you want her, and she wants you
Hold on, hold on
No one, no one
Inch of water, inch of water.
And you want her, and she wants you.
No one ever is in play
No one ever is to blame
We weren't ever one
We want everyone
Witchy water
And she wants you.
You can do the dishes,
But you can't have a seat
You can feel the cushions,
But you can't have a seat
You can feel the fishes, but you can't have the sea
You can dip your foot by the pool, but you can't have a swim
You can feel the cushions, but you can't have a seat.
You can dip your foot by the pool, but you can't have a swim
You can look in the mirror
but you just can't see
You can look at the menu
but you just can't eat
You can tip people in the pool, but you can't have a swim
You can dip your foot in the pool, but you can't have a swim.
You get to puke by the pool, but you can't have a swim
You can dip your foot in the pool, but you can't have a swim
You're the bestest runner
but you're not allowed to sin
You're the fastest runner
but you're not allowed to win
If you want to
And you want her
You can dick your foot in the poop
You can dip your foot in the pool
You can feel the furniture
You can feel the punishment
You go look for the pool, but you can't even swim
You can dip your foot in the pool, but you can't have a swim
aspirin raisins in the clouds
OR
Aspen raisins in the clouds
aspirations in the clouds
No one ever is too plain
No one ever is to blame