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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for No Milk Today that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
A terrorist house in a mean street back of town.
Original Lyrics:
A terraced house in a mean street back of town.
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
A terrorist house in a mill street back of town
Original Lyrics:
A terraced house in a mean street back of town
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
A terrorist's house in a mean street back of town.
Original Lyrics:
A terraced house in a mean street back of town.
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A terraced house in the main street part of town
Becomes a shrine when I think of you only
Just to put you down.
A terraced house in the main street part of town
Becomes a shrine when I think of you only
Just to put you down.
Original Lyrics:
And all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A terraced house in a mean street back of town
Becomes a shrine when I think of you only
Just two up, two down.
A terraced house in a mean street back of town
Becomes a shrine when I think of you only
Just two up, two down.
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind the door where mother brings the screen
Original Lyrics:
Behind the door where my love reigned as queen.
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind the door where my love raised a scream.
Original Lyrics:
Behind the door where my love reigned as Queen.
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind the door where my love raised the screen.
Original Lyrics:
Behind the door where my love reigned as queen.
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
But all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A terraced house and a mystery factory cow
A terraced house and a mystery factory cow
Original Lyrics:
But all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A terraced house in a mean street back of town
A terraced house in a mean street back of town
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
But all that's left is to play rock and roll me
A tenent house in a mean street back of town.
A tenent house in a mean street back of town.
Original Lyrics:
But all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A terraced house in a mean street back of town.
A terraced house in a mean street back of town.
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could they know that Palestine had been
Behind the door where Mama's vengenace at queen?
Behind the door where Mama's vengenace at queen?
Original Lyrics:
How could they know the palace there had been
Behind the door where my love reigned as queen?
Behind the door where my love reigned as queen?
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
It comes to shine when I think of you only
Original Lyrics:
Becomes a shrine when I think of you only
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems to coincide.
Original Lyrics:
It seems a common sight.
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to hunt you down
Original Lyrics:
Just two up, two down
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
No milk today
It wasn't always so
The company was gay
He turn I.e. today.
It wasn't always so
The company was gay
He turn I.e. today.
Original Lyrics:
No milk today
It wasn't always so
The company was gay
We turn night into day.
It wasn't always so
The company was gay
We turn night into day.
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bottle stands alone, the symbol of the dog
Original Lyrics:
The bottle stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bottle stands for log
A symbol of the dog.
A symbol of the dog.
Original Lyrics:
The bottle stands forlorn
A symbol of the dawn.
A symbol of the dawn.
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bottle stands for love, a symbol of the door
Original Lyrics:
The bottle stands for love, a symbol of the dawn
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bottle stands for love
A symbol of the dove.
A symbol of the dove.
Original Lyrics:
The bottle stands forlorn
A symbol of the dawn.
A symbol of the dawn.
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
The buckets ask for love
As simple as the dog.
As simple as the dog.
Original Lyrics:
The bottle stands forlorn
A symbol of the dawn.
A symbol of the dawn.
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