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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Night Before Christmas that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Carly Simon's, "The Night Before Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you don't have to be a wise elf
Original Lyrics:
And you don't have to be a wise man
Carly Simon's, "The Night Before Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you don't have to drink Budweiser
Original Lyrics:
And you don't have to be a wise man
Carly Simon's, "The Night Before Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angels gather 'round the heart
Original Lyrics:
Angels gather 'round the hearth
Carly Simon's, "The Night Before Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children kill me through the streets
Original Lyrics:
Children carry through the streets
Bright Eyes', "The Night Before Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had just settled down for a long winter snack.
Original Lyrics:
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap.
Bright Eyes', "The Night Before Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
More rapid than eagles four courses they came.
Original Lyrics:
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came.

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