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Here in the streets of 'Merican nights
Here in the streets so mechanised
Here in the streets of American nights.
Here in the streets so mechanized
Here in the streets, I'm Mack the Knife
or
Here in the streets of Mecca-night
or
Here in the streets of Mecca-night
Here in the streets so mechanised
Honey I like flowers but you just like dirt
or
Honey I like Wally but you just like Turks
or
Honey I like Wally but you just like Turks
They act like Romans, but they dress like Turks
Lemurs in the bedroom
She said, 'Time to go down.'
Nina's in the bedroom
She said, 'Time to go now.'
New York City cops
New York City cops
New York City cops
They make you smile.
New York City cops
New York City cops
New York City cops
They ain't so smart.
New York City girls
New York City girls
New York City girls
They are to smile.
New York City cops
New York City cops
New York City cops
They ain't so smart.
New York synagogue
New York City cops
They act like Romans, but they dress like turds.
They act like Romans, but they dress like Turks
They act like one words, but they just like turds.
They act like Romans, but they dress like Turks
They act like walrus but they dress like Turks.
They act like Romans but they dress like Turks.
They dress like Ron Wood
But they act like tarts
They dress like Romans
But they act like Turks.
We don't sit in cars
We don't sit in cars
We don't sit in cars
That ain't so smart.
New York City cops
New York City cops
New York City cops
They ain't so smart.
We like Santa Claus.
New York City cops