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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for New Rules that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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And if you run to him, you ain't getting over him
And if you're under him, you ain't getting over him
And if you're into him, you ain't getting over him.
And if you're under him, you ain't getting over him.
Don't let him in, your wife will kick him out again
Don't let him in, you'll have to kick him out again
I got a new roof on it
I got new rules I count 'em
I got gnomes I count 'em
I got new rules I count 'em
I got new roof I count 'em
I got new rules I count 'em
I got new rules I count 'em
I gotta tell them to my son
I got new rules I count 'em
I gotta tell to my myself
I got no moves, I got none
I got new rules I count 'em
I got no roof I counted
I got new rules I count 'em
I got no room for Jabba
I got new rules, I count 'em
I got noodles on my butt.
I got new rules I count 'em
I got the moves, I got 'em
I got new rules, I count 'em
I've got no rooms, I'll count 'em
I got new rules I count 'em
I've got ohms I got 'em
I got new rules I count 'em
Jamaica gon laca in his bed in the morning
You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
No head of time, no head of time
Nowhere to turn, nowhere to turn
Wrote it down and read it out, hopin' it would tame me
Wrote it down and read it out, hopin' it would save me
Your wife done kicked him out again
You'll have to kick him out again