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Larry Moe, she's a vegetarian
Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian.
Larry Mullen
Mary Moon
Larry Mullen is the drummer for U2.
Mary Mo will outlive all the sexagenarians.
Mary Moon will outlive all the septuagenarians.
Mary Moo, she's a vegetarian.
Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian.
Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian
Mary Moon, lalalala, would you marry her?
Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian
Mary Moon will outlive all the septuagenarians
Mary-mo, Mary-mo
Mary Moon, Mary Moon
Mary-mo, Mary-mo
Mary Moon, Mary Moon
Mary-moo, Mary-moo
Mary Moon, Mary Moon
Merry Moore, merry Moore
Mary Moon, Mary Moon
Merry moo, Merry moo
Mary Moon, Mary Moon
Septuagenarians
She's a vegetarian.
"Septuagenarians" (the term for people in their 70s) is mentioned in the next line.
She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bomb.
She don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone.
She don't eat meat, but she sure likes the barn.
She don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone.
She don't eat meat
But she shower like the bone.
She don't eat meat
But she sure likes the bone.
She don't eat meat
But you shone like the bone.
She don't eat meat
But she sure like the bone.
She drives a weird car.
She drives a wind car.
She drives a winnin' car.
She drives a wind car.
She drives a wooden car.
She drives a wind car.
She drives around reckless
Heading for a crash
Mary Lou.
Though her vibes are rather reckless
She's heading for a crash
Mary Moon.
She drives her wedding car.
She drives a wind car.
You know she drives a wooden car.
You knew she drives a wind car.
she drives a wooden car
She drives a wind car.