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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Needles that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the paper money arrest.
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm out of your a**.
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the paper money in the world.
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm outta your a**.
System of a down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the paper money on earth
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the paper money or us! Hey!
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm out of your a**! Hey!
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Born to pay for a mightier **s!
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm outta your a**.
System of a Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fall asleep or a mummy cure us.
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm outta your a**.
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father prayeth for many of us
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm outta your a**.
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fold the paper, mighty IRS, hey
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey
System of a Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to sleep for I c** in your a**
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm outta your a**.
System of a Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to sleep or I c** in your a**
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm outta your a**.
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on for a cardiac arrest, hey!
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm outta your a**.
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sitting in my room
With a needle in my head.
With a needle in my head.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sitting in my room
With a needle in my hand.
With a needle in my hand.
System of a Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sitting in my room
With my penis in my hand
Flipping through cartoons
With some retarded old man.
With my penis in my hand
Flipping through cartoons
With some retarded old man.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sitting in my room
With a needle in my hand
Waiting for the tomb
Of some old dying man.
With a needle in my hand
Waiting for the tomb
Of some old dying man.
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
My diaper tells me what to do.
Original Lyrics:
My tapeworm tells me what to do.
System of a Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
My diaper tells me what to do
Original Lyrics:
My tapeworm tells me what to do
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
My gay porn tells me what to do.
Original Lyrics:
My tapeworm tells me what to do.
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
My neighbor tells me what to do.
Original Lyrics:
My tapeworm tells me what to do.
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
My paper tells me what to do.
Original Lyrics:
My tapeworm tells me what to do.
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
My payphone tells me where to go.
Original Lyrics:
My tapeworm tells me what to do.
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
My temper tells me what to do.
Original Lyrics:
My tapeworm tells me what to do.
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Politics don't matter your a**.
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm outta your a**.
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull the T-Bird out of your a**.
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm out of your a**.
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull the gay porn out of your a**.
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm out of your a**.
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull the table out of your ass
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull the tape or money you rise.
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm outta' your a**.
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull the tape worm out of you and us.
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm outta' your a**.
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm out of your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm out of your a**.
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm, Money 'R' Us!
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm out of your a**!
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put the paper back in your head.
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm outta your a**.
System Of A Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in a room with a needle in my head
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in my room with a needle in my hand
Seether's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for killing me!
Original Lyrics:
F*** you for killing me!
System of a Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw the paper mommy a raft
or
Throw the paper money around
or
Throw the paper money around
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm outta' your ass
System of a Down's, "Needles"
Misheard Lyrics:
pull the people outta your ass
or
Toilet paper up in your ass
or
Toilet paper up in your ass
Original Lyrics:
Pull the tapeworm outta your ass
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