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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for National Express that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
The Divine Comedy's, "National Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the feeble, oh dear, to the screaming child
(Later)
On the National Express there's a charming hostess selling crisps and tea
(Later)
On the National Express there's a charming hostess selling crisps and tea
Original Lyrics:
From the feeble old dear to the screaming child
(Later)
On the National Express there's a jolly hostess selling crisps and tea
(Later)
On the National Express there's a jolly hostess selling crisps and tea
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