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A red crystal, a red crystal
Crystal crystal, I read The Hobbit
Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare
Harry kissed ya, Harry kissed ya,
Kissed ya kissed ya, Harry Harry
Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare
Holly Christmas
Hare Kristna
I really wanna show you, Lord,
but it won't take long, my Lord.
I really wanna show you, Lord,
that it won't take long, my Lord.
I really wanna steal 'em
I really wanna see you
I smell cheese!
Tasmayi shree!
I'm in New Zealand
I really wanna see you
If I only knew you
Hallelujah!
Merry Christmas,
Merry Christmas,
It's not Christmas,
Holly Holly!
Hare Krishna,
Hare Krishna,
Krishna Krishna,
Hare Hare!
Mister Krishna
Krishna, krishna
My love
My sweet love
My Lord
My sweet Lord
My sweet Lord (anal creature)
My sweet Lord (Hare Krishna)
My sweet load
My sweet Lord
My sweet love
My sweet Lord
My sweet love is nicer
Pass the cheese
Tasmayi shree
Really wanna scream
Really wanna see you
Really wanna seal 'em
Really wanna see you
Really want a Sea-Doo
Really wanna see you
Really want semen
Really wanna see you
Really want the semen
I really want to see you
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