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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for My Own Worst Enemy that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Lit's, "My Own Worst Enemy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm sleeping with the crossing guard.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm sleeping with my clothes on.
Lit's, "My Own Worst Enemy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm sleeping with the quasar.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm sleeping with my clothes on.
Lit's, "My Own Worst Enemy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?
I didn't mean to call you fat.
Original Lyrics:
Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?
I didn't mean to call you that.
Lit's, "My Own Worst Enemy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can we forget about the things I said when I was young?
Didn't mean to call you fat.
Original Lyrics:
Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?
I didn't mean to call you that.
Lit's, "My Own Worst Enemy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause every now and then I can't believe in anatomy
Original Lyrics:
Cause every now and then I kick the living s*** out of me
Lit's, "My Own Worst Enemy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz every now and then,
I can't believe the sh*t about me
Original Lyrics:
Cuz every now and then,
I kick the living sh*t out of me
Lit's, "My Own Worst Enemy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't mean to call you fat
Original Lyrics:
Didn't mean to call you that
Lit's, "My Own Worst Enemy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I came through where the wind blows.
Original Lyrics:
I came in through the window.
Lit's, "My Own Worst Enemy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sleepin' with no clothes on.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sleeping with my clothes on.
Lit's, "My Own Worst Enemy"
Misheard Lyrics:
My dog is in the front yard
Original Lyrics:
My car is in the front yard
Lit's, "My Own Worst Enemy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please tell me why,
we're going to the barnyard
Original Lyrics:
Please tell me why,
my car is in the front yard
Lit's, "My Own Worst Enemy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please tell my why
The guard is in the front yard.
Original Lyrics:
Please tell me why
My car is in the front yard.
Lit's, "My Own Worst Enemy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleeping with a Charizard
Original Lyrics:
Sleeping with my clothes on
Charizard is a Pokemon character. The band Lit was NOT singing about him.
Lit's, "My Own Worst Enemy"
Misheard Lyrics:
So Calon, what's goin' on when there's a cigarette?
or
So come on, what's goin' on when there's a cigarette?
Original Lyrics:
The smoke alarm is going off and there's a cigarette.

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