Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for My Iron Lung that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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I like oxygen
A lack of oxygen
My Belisha bacon
My Belisha beacon
My Uncle Bill, my Mavis Beacon
My Uncle Bill, my Belisha Beacon
Mavis Beacon is a computer game that teaches children how to type without looking at the keyboard.
My delicious bacon
My Belisha beacon
Now heart, no pals.Please don't hesitate.
No heart, no brain check attitude.
The head shrinkers, they want everything.
My uncle Bill. My Belisha beacon
In the UK a Belisha beacon is the orange blinking light on top of a black and white striped pole. That marks a Zebra crossing where traffic must giveway to pedestrians
Suck, suck it to me, Thom.
Suck, suck your teenage thumb.
Thom is the name of the singer (Thom Yorke).
Suck, suck your teenage thumb
Toilet training done.
Suck, suck your teenage thumb
Toilet trained and dumb.
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