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Cream pie me all at Ozzy's
Dolce and and Nirvana
Fendi and Madonna
They buy me all these ice-ys
Dolce & Gabbana
Fendi and then Donna
Dolce & Gabbana
Britney and Madonna
Dolce & Gabbana
Fendi and then Donna
Dolce and Gabanna,
Fendi and Nadonna
Dolci and Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Dontchee and Gabbonna
Fergie and Madonna
Dolce & Gabbana
Fendi and then Donna
Friendly and Madonna, Karen, baby Sharon
All their money got me wearing a fly
Girlfriend I ain't asking
Fendi and then Donna, Karan they be sharin'
All their money got me wearing fly gear
But I ain't askin'
Gucci and Nirvana
Carrie and Madonna
Dolci and Gabbana
Fendi and then Donna
I do it on the daisy
They treat me really nicely
They buy me all these icies.
I do it on the daily
They treat me really nicely
They buy me all these ices.
I drive my mother crazy.
I drive these brothers crazy.
I drive these ****ers crazy
I do it by the daily.
I drive these brothers crazy
I do it on the daily.
I drive these f***ers crazy.
I drive these brothers crazy.
I drive these f***ers crazy
I slept with Carson Daly.
I drive these brothas crazy
I do it on the daily.
I drive these scrubbers crazy.
I drive these brothers crazy.
I drive these suckers crazy.
I drive these brothers crazy.
I met a girl down at Nabisco.
I met a girl down at the disco.
I met a girl down at Tabasco
I met a girl down at the disco
I met a girl down at the Texaco.
I met a girl down at the disco.
I'm-a make, make, make, make you squirt
Make you squirt, squirt, make you squirt.
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
I'ma get, get, get, get you trump
Get you love, trump off my hump.
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk
Get you love, drunk off my hump.
Mix your milk with my Cocoa Puff
Milky, milky rice.
Mix your milk with my Cocoa Puff
Milky milky riiiiight.
Wouldn't milky rice be rice pudding?
My heart, my heart, my heart
My humps, my humps, my humps
My hope, my hope, my hope
My humps, my humps, my humps
My lovely ladle lumps
My lovely little lumps
My sexy lady lumps
My lovely lady lumps
My stuff, my stuff, my stuff
My humps, my humps, my humps
Rooms to Go spoofed this song as "My Stuff".
She's got me selling
She's got me spending
She's got me spanking.
She's got me spendin'.
She's got me spinnin'.
She's got me spendin'.
She's got me spinning
She's got me spending
They buy me all these ices
Dolchy & Gabanna
Fenny and Madonna.
They buy me all these ice-ys
Dolce and Gabbana
Fendi and then Donna.
Whatcha gonna do with all that ass, all that ass in silent dreams?
or
Whatcha gonna do with all that ass, all that ass in silent jeans?
Whatcha gon' do with all that ass, all that ass inside them jeans?
You hate my man, boy
You ain't my man, boy
You'll date my man, boy
You ain't my man, boy