Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for My Guy that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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As a matter of opinion,
I think he sucks
As a matter of opinion,
I think he's tops
As a matter of opinion, I think he's toss.
As a matter of opinion, I think he's tops
I gave my guy my wonder body.
I gave my guy my word of honor.
I gave my guy my word of honor
To be faithful at a corner.
I gave my guy my word of honor
To be faithful and I'm gonna.
I'm sticking to my guy like a snail to a ladder.
I'm sticking to my guy like a stamp to a letter.
I'm sticking to my guy
Like a snail to leather.
I'm sticking to my guy
Like a stamp to a letter.
My God!
My guy!
Changed this way in the 1992 movie "Sister Act"
No Muslim bound man could take my hand from my guy
No musclebound man could take my hand from my guy
No Musselburgh man can take me away fro my guy.
No muscle-bound man can take me away from my guy.
Musselburgh is a town near Edinburgh, Scotland.
No buts about men could take my hand from my guy
No musclebound man could take my hand from my guy
Nothin' you can say can take me away from my guy (Might Guy).
Nothin' you can say can tear me away from my guy (my guy).
Nothing you can say can tear me away from Micah!
Nothing you can say can tear me away from my guy.
There's not a manta ray
Who could tear me away from my guy.
There's not a man today
Who could take me away from my guy.
You gotta make a good chain, to chain me away from my guy
There's not a man today who could take me away from my guy