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It's Smirnoff on the dance floor
But you better not keep the glue.
It's murder on the dance floor
But you you better not kill the groove.
It's madam on the dance floor.
It's murder on the dance floor.
It's murder on the dance floor
But you'd better not kill the groom, DJ.
It's murder on the dance floor
But you'd better not kill the groove, DJ.
Murder on the dance floor
Better not kill the groom.
Murder on the dance floor
Better not kill the groove.
There's burgers on the dance floor
You'd better get, form a queue.
It's murder on the dance floor
But you you better not kill the groove.
There's mud on the dance floor
But you better not kill the groom.
There's murder on the dance floor
But you better not kill the groove.
There's mud on the darn floor.
There's murder on the dance floor.
There's murder on the dance floor
But you better not kill the groom.
There's murder on the dance floor
But you better not kill the groove.
Turder on the dancefloor
Murder on the dancefloor
What's the matter on the dancefloor?
You better not kill the groom.
It's murder on the dancefloor
But you better not kill the groove.
But you, Bernard, kill the groove
But you you better not kill the groove.
There's blood on the dancefloor
But I did not paint the room.
It's murder on the dance floor
But you you better not kill the groove.
There's mud on the damn floor
Ain't you better go for the broom
It's murder on the dance floor
But you better not kill the groove
You'll just have to play
If you think you're getting away, I will prove you wrong
I'll take you all the way
Stain another song
OR
Sing another song
OR
Stand in another song
You'll just have to pray
If you think you're getting away, I will prove you wrong
I'll take you all the way
Stay another song
DJ, gonna burn this old courthouse right down
DJ, gonna burn this goddamn house right down
It's murder on the dancefloor,
So you'd better not steal the blow
It's murder on the dancefloor,
So you'd better not kill the groove
You drive me crazy after all
Think you're Mr. Know-it-all
You drive me crazy, up the wall
Think you're Mr. Know-it-all