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I'd rather be John Pinches.
I'd rather be jumping ship.
I'd rather be jumping shit
I'd rather be jumping ship.
I'd rather beach, I'm pinchin'.
I'd rather be jumping ship.
I'd rather stay bored and lonely
or
I'd rather stay old and lonely
I'd rather stay bold and lonely
Could this be a kiss for Mulder and Scully
Could this be a case for Mulder and Scully
I drive a B jump-in Chev
I'd rather be jumping ship
I drive a station wagon.
I'd rather be jumping ship.
I drive estates bold and lonely.
I'd rather stay bold and lonely.
I find myself constipated
I find myself captivated
I found myself trumping and straining.
I find myself jumping straight in.
I'd rather be drunk and sick I find myself trumping straight in
I'd rather be jumping ship I find myself jumping straight in
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