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'cause I'm Mr. Big
'cause I'm Mr. Vain
Call him Master Raiden
call him Master Tsung
Call him Mr. Raider
call him Mr. Wrong
Call him Mr. Bean
Call him Mr. Vain
Call him Mr. Grader
Call him Mr. Rome
Call him Mr. Raider
Call him Mr. Wrong
Call him Mr. Radar...
Call him Mr. Raider...
Callin' Mr. Rader.
or
Call him Mr. Rater.
or
Call him Mr. Rater.
Call him Mr. Raider.
Call him Mr. Reagan
Call him Mr. Wong
Call him Mr. Vain
Call him Mr. Raider
Call him Mr. Wrong
Call him Mr. Vain
Call him Mr. Rita.
Call him Mr. Raider
Call him Mr. Vader.
Call him Mr. Raider.
Call him a masturbator.
Call him Mr. Raider.
Call him yesterday
Call him Mr. Vain
Call me Breda.
Call me Raider.
Call me Mr. Famous
Call me Mr. Wrong
Call me Mr. Fame
Call him Mr. Raider
Call him Mr. Wrong
Call him Mr. Vain
Thought it was weird that a female singer wanted listeners to call her Mr Famous.
Call me Rita
Call me Raider
Callin' Mr Raider
Callin' Mr Wrong
Callin' Mr Zane
Call him Mr. Raider.
Call him Mr. Wrong.
Call him Mr. Vain.
I know it says "Mr Vain" in the title but I can clearly hear a Z sound
Calling masturbater.
Calling Master Wong.
Calling insane.
Insane!
I know what I want and I want it now.
I want you 'cause I'm insane.
Call him Mr. Raider.
Call him Mr. Wrong.
Call him insane.
He'd say,
"I know what I want, and I want it now."
"I want you, 'cause I'm Mr. Vain."
Calling masturbater.
Calling master Wong.
Calling master pain.
Call him Mr. Raider.
Call him Mr. Wrong.
Call him Mr. Vain.
Feel the presence of the order of the man
A nun to compare
Feel the presence of the aura of the man
None to compare
Girls all over the world get down and pray to God for men like me
Girls are all over the world, they hope and pray and die for men like me
Rap verse sung by Jay Supreme
I know what I want and I want it now.
I want you, calling Mr Baines.
I know what I want, and I want it now
I want you, 'cause I'm Mr. Vain.
I know what I want, and I want it now,
I want juice, 'cause I'm Mr Clean.
I know what I want, and I want it now
I want you, 'cause I'm Mr. Vain.
I know what I want, and I want it now,
I want you,
'Cause I'm masturbatin'
I know what I want, and I want it now,
I want you,
'Cause I'm Mr. Vain
I know what I want, and I want it now
I want you, 'cause I missed a vein.
I know what I want, and I want it now
I want you, 'cause I'm Mr. Vain.
I know what I want, and I want it now
I want you, 'cause I'm Mister Fame.
I know what I want, and I want it now
I want you, 'cause I'm Mr. Vain.
I know what I want, and I want it now
I want you
'Cause I'm Mr. Bean.
I know what I want, and I want it now,
I want you
'Cause I'm Mr. Vain.
I missed Lorraine
I'm Mr. Vain
I'm not you, 'cause I'm Mr. Bean
I want you, 'cause I'm Mr. Vain
‘Cause I’m masturbating
‘Cause I’m Mr. Vain