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Chelsea
Turning sex into a scene
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Jealousy
Turning sex into disease
Swimming through sick lullabies
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Paella, paella, paella
I never, I never, I never
peels and me turning paint into the sea
pimping through sick lullabies
choking on your old abide
jealousy turning saints into the sea
swimming through sick lullabies
chocking on your allibies
Turning snakes in to the sea
Churning through sick lullabies
Joking on your alibis.
Turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis.
Turning tricks into the sea
Twenty-first cent. lullabies
Turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabies
'Cause I miss 'The Price Is Right'.
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
'Cause I miss the bright side.
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
'Cause I miss the bright side.
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
'Cause I missed the bright side.
'Cos I'm Mr. Brightside.
'Cause I missed the price I paid
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
'Cause I missed the price of
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
'Cause I missed the price side
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
'Cause I missed the right side.
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
'Cause I'm Mr. Bite Size
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside
'Cause I'm Mr. Rightsize
Viagra.
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside
I never.
And they're going to bed And my stomach is sick But it's all in my head But she's touching his [cuts off suggestively] Just now He takes off her dress now Let me go
Now they're going to bed And my stomach is sick And it's all in my head But she's touching his Chest now He takes off her dress now Let me go
Blood is just the price I pay.
But it's just the price I pay.
Burning music lullabies
Turning through sick lullabies
Cause I missed the price I paid
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
Chelsea turning us into the sea
Dragging us through lullabies
Don't give up your alibi.
Jealousy turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis.
Chelsea, turning snakes into the sea.
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea.
Chelsea
Turning says it to D.C.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
Chelsea
Turning says it to the sea.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
Chelsea
Dirty tricks into the sea
Dirty cursed alibi
Choking on your lullaby
But it's just the bright-side things
Dastardly and coming in
Open up my eager eyes
I'm Mr. Brightside.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
Chelsea
Turn these things into the sea.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
Chelsea
Turning like we're in D.C.
Telling us your alibi.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabyes.
Choking on your alibi.
Joking on your alibi.
Coming out of my page
Coming out of my cage
Destination calling me
Destiny is calling me
I missed a price sign.
I'm Mr. Brightside.
It's just the brightside, babe.
Cause I'm Mr Brightside
Jealous tiny snakes into the sea
Turning boomsick lullabyes.
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabyes.
Jealously Turning taints into the sea
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea.
Jealousy halfway to the embassy.
Jealousy turning saints into the sea.
Jealousy turning sinks into the sea
Jealousy turning saints into the sea.
Jealousy turning steaks into the sea.
Jealousy turning saints into the sea.
Jealousy, tiny snakes into the sea
Twenty-two sick lullabyes.
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabyes.
Jealousy, turning saints into desceased
Turning her sick lullabies
Choking on her aliblies.
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis.
Jealousy, turning sex into deceit
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Jealousy, turning snakes into the sea
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Jealousy
Burning snakes into the sea.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
Jealousy
Turn these things into a scene.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
Jealousy
Turning sex into a scene.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
Jealousy
Turning snakes into the sea.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
Jealousy
Turning snakes into the sea
Sing me through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the Brightside way
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eagle eyes
Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
Jealousy
Turning, sinking, to the sea
Turning, 'ducing lullabies
Joking on our alibis.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis.
Josie turning saints into the sea.
Jealousy turning saints into the sea.
Mr. Bitesize
Mr. Brightside
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling me cad.
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab.
Now they're going to bed
And my snowmaker's sick
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
Open up her eager eyes
'Cause I missed her blindside.
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
Open up my e-mail, I...
Open up my eager eyes.
Open up my eagle eye.
Open up my eager eyes.
Open up my eagle eyes.
Open up my eager eyes.
Open up my email
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
Open up my evil eye.
or
Open up my ear-eye.
Open up my eager eyes.
Open up my evil eyes.
Open up my eager eyes.
Open up my pecan pie
Open up my eager eye
Paella
I never...
This line reminds me of an Electric city from the 2010s.
Running's just the price I pay.
But it's just the price I pay.
She's touching his chairs now.
She's touching his chest now.
Turning into wallabies
Toking on your alibi
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
Turning snakes into the sea
Turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabies
Joking on your alibis
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
Viagra, Viagra, Viagra
I never, I never, I never.
Viagra, viagra
I never, I never
Viagra
Viagra
Viagra
I never
I never
I never
Wallies having a smoke
While he's having a smoke
Wally's having a smoke.
While he'e having a smoke.