Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Morning Bell that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Boil another camel
Light another candle
Cut the keys and hide
Cut the kids in half
Cut the kids hair!
Cut the kids in half.
Drive another Cadillac, release me.
Light another candle and release me.
Get the kids some air.
Cut the kids in half.
Got a Neville Chamberlain, release me
Light another candle and release me
Got the keys in hand.
or
Got the keys to H***.
Cut the kids in half.
Got the keys to her.
Cut the kids in half.
Got the kids a bear
Cut the kids in half
Got the kids from Hell
Got the kids from Hell.
Cut the kids in half
Cut the kids in half.
Gotta move to Canada Release me
Light another candle Release me
Had a null encounter.
Light another candle
Had a nun in Canada.
Light another candle.
Kunte Kinte's back, Kunte Kinte's back
Cut the kids in half, cut the kids in half
Light another cannon
Release me
Light another candle
Release me
Moaning bill
or
Mona and Bill
Morning bell
Money thrill
Money thrill not another camera got the keys today
Morning bell
Morning bell light another candle release me
Morning, Bill.
Morning bell
Naughty on the camera
Amnesiac
Light another candle
Release me
Not allowed in Canada, release me
Light another candle, release me
Not another encounter, release me
or
Not another Camelot, release me
or
Not another Camelot, release me
Light another candle
Release me
Not another Canada
Release me.
Light another candle
Release me.
Not another can of lies
Light another candle.
Not another kennel - release me!
Light another candle and release me
Please me, please.
Release me, please.
Running home to Canada
release me
Light another candle
Release me
You can keep the furniture
One pound a head
You can keep the furniture
A bump on the head