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'cause you make me feel (like a phony)
'cause you make me feel (ride your pony)
Across the U.S.A.
'Cause you make me feel
Children, down, turn around, call on mommy.
Shoot em down, turn around, come on, Mony.
Come home, honey.
Come on, Mony.
Don't stop coming, it feels so good now
Don't stop, come on, it feels so good now
Don't stop cookin', it feels so good now
Don't stop, come on, it feels so good now
Drunk and horny
Ride your pony
F*kin Horny
Ride the pony
Garibaldi
Mony, Mony
Sung by his back-up singers. Garibaldi is a type of biscuit (dead fly bisquit).
Guacamole
or
Like a pony
Ride your pony.
Hey, she given up and I feel all right now.
Hey, she gives me love and I feel all right now.
Like a ball sack,
like a ball sack,
like a ball sack
Ride your pony,
ride your pony,
ride your pony
Like a boner
Ride your pony
Like a bozo
Ride your pony.
Like a horn, eh?
Ride your pony.
Like a monsignor!
(Ride your pony) So good!
Like a phony
Ride your pony
Like a porn star
Ride the pony, so good!
Money money
or
Monet Monet
Mony Mony
My opponent
Ride your pony
Ooh, I love you horny horney horney
Ooh, I love you Mony Mony Mony
Shot down dead and come on Mony
Shotgun, get it done, come on Mony
Shot gun dead and a come on pony.
Shot gun dead and I'll come on home, yeah.
Shotgun Gates said 'Come on pony'
Shotgun, get it done, come on Mony
Waitress shake it Mony Mony
Wake me, shake me, Mony Mony
Wake it, shake it, money money
Wake me, shake me, Mony Mony
When you get a shake you don't have money
Wake me, shake me, Mony Mony
You make me feel like a pony.
You make me feel... (Ride your pony).
You make me feel... (Like a Pornstar)
You make me feel... (Ride your pony).
You said 'Bye!'
You're so fine!