Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Monster Mash that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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He did the last
He did the mash
It was a graveyard bash
It was a graveyard smash
It was a great car crash
It was a graveyard smash
It was a great hard smash
It was a graveyard smash
It was a great success.
It was a graveyard smash.
It was a match
It was the mash
It's now a monster rash
It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, that's part of the plan
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
Out from his coffin, Max Boyce did ring.
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring.
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Tell them Bobby sent you.
Tell them Boris sent you.
Tell them body sent you.
Tell them Boris sent you.
The girls all came from their humble abodes
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
The girls all came from their humble abodes
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
They did the lobster dance
They did the Monster Mash
They did the molester man
They did the Monster Mash
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Whatever happened to my Pennsylvania trivets?
Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?
With their Velcro group, the Crypt Kicker Five
With their vocal group, the Crypt Kicker Five