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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Michael that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Highwaymen's, "Michael"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michael roamed the border shore
hallelujah
Original Lyrics:
Michael row the boat ashore
hallelujah
Franz Ferdinand's, "Michael"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michael, you're dancing like a beautiful dance hall.
Original Lyrics:
Michael, you're dancing like a beautiful dance whore.
Franz Ferdinand's, "Michael"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michael, you're dancing like a beautiful dinosaur.
Original Lyrics:
Michael, you're dancing like a beautiful dance w****.
Franz Ferdinand's, "Michael"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michael, you're the boy with all the llama heads!
Original Lyrics:
Michael, you're the boy with all the leather hips.
The Highwaymen's, "Michael"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sister help to trim the sin
Original Lyrics:
Sister help to trim the sail
The Highwaymen's, "Michael"
Misheard Lyrics:
The river's short and is chilly and cold
Original Lyrics:
The river Jordan is chilly and cold
Highwaymen's, "Michael"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can meet me on the other side
Original Lyrics:
Milk and honey on the other side

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