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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Metal Mickey that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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And all the people shake their money in town
And all the people shake their money in time
She sells cars, she sells Buicks
She sells heart, she sells meat
She sells farts, she sells sweets
OR
She sells farts, she sells greed
OR
She's so hard, she's so greedy
OR
She smells cars, she smells feet
OR
She sells cars, she sells feet
She sells hearts, she sells meat
She sells her arse, she sells police.
She sells hearts, she sells meat.
She smells farts, she shags sheep.
She sells heart, she sells meat.
She's so hard, she's so fake
She sells heart, she sells meat
She's so hot, she's so fit.
She sells heart, she sells meat.
She's so hot, she's so sweet
She sells hearts, she sells meat
She's so hot
She's so May.
She sells heart
She sells meat.
We shag, shag, shag
Till the trumpet.
We shake, shake, shake
To the trumpet.